Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
reblog if you:
- love demoman from the team fortress 2 video game
- are deeply enamored with demoman from the team fortress game
- are intensely infatuated with the demoman from the team fortress game
- FHDHJSKW SDHFHFFHGG!!! DEMD FFF
Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.
today seems like a good day to start putting an end to this self-destruction
important chapters of stardust crusaders to look forward to:
- fighting a beetle
- fighting a car
- fighting a baby
- fighting the sun
- fighting water
" WHAT PART OF " I DON’T WANT TO FUCK MY OWN SISTER " DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!? "
I’m so tired of people who are a minority hurting their oppressors back as retaliation. Your hurtful actions against your oppressor are not justified, even if you are being oppressed. You’re just becoming the same kind of person they are. So stop.
white logic will never cease to amaze me
"you are being oppressed. you are not allowed to react. you must suffer in silence. you have no options"
i wish every day started out with an It’s Always Sunny title card
like when you wake up, or getting ready for work, or just got to work, something happens and the title card flips up with the song
even if it was shitty, it would make the day that much more interesting
"your chair catches fire"
"your coworker chips a tooth on a button"
"you almost die because of ice cream"
"everyone is speaking in japanese for some reason"
Tintin & Lovecraft (source)
There’s a bunch of Lovecraft stuff on the internet that’s not worth your time. This is not one of those.
Tintin would be able to handle this shit like a pro, unlike 99.9% of Lovecraft’s ‘protagonists’. I would pay to read these.
Yeah these are actually terrific!